Day 1, Greenie. Rise and shine.
I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible and when I leave, you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

reconcorps-es:

cutesign:

Create a world of eggs with the eggy tableware series designed by Rika Eguchi. Each piece conveys a realistic perfectly cracked egg. You thought those raw eggs were real didn’t you?

cutesign

just buy them. just fuckign buy the egg furniture cover your entire house with glass eggs. cook omlettes on your enemies. splatter your loved ones with raw fucking egg and on christmas eve what should you get for yourself??? egg furniture, that’s what. i give up. i giv eu p i’m done i’m so fucking

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martinlydias:

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

"This isn’t going to turn out well"

*turns out well*

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ldyiamartin:

when you’re on eurovison and you’re making butter

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mishasminions:

SEBASTIAN STAN ON RINGING THE BELL AT THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE BEING AN ADORABLE 5-YEAR OLD WHO GOT TO PUSH THE BUTTON

Yeah, I was a little too excited, obviously. I’ve never done it before, Chris had done it before, he’s like, “You go ahead and do it”, and I was like, “Alright!”.

So in my mind, I thought this was gonna be my ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ moment, you know, where confetti was gonna come down, and everyone was gonna scream, “Yeah! We’re gonna sell things!”

And so I really went for it… and there was just silence, and nothing really happened but yeah I was very excited.

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el-leon:

GOD BLESS THIS PERSON’S SOUL.  IT’S TRANSPARENT.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S CLIMBING DOWN MY BLOG. CRYCRYCRY.

el-leon:

GOD BLESS THIS PERSON’S SOUL.  IT’S TRANSPARENT.

IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S CLIMBING DOWN MY BLOG. CRYCRYCRY.

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goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit

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